Caterpillar Cowboy

suitep:

hoarr:

biccchi:

Japanの1位やっとみれた．j-p-gさんだ．納得の1位．

For all the people who are bitching about their tumblarity level and wonder where their blog fits in the grand scheme of things.  Take a gander at what you need to achieve to be at the top.

• Note the amount of reblog vs original material.
• Note the number of posts that biccchi has made this week
• Note that the number one blog in Japan (J-P-G) is nothing more than a collection of pretty pictures (which is apparently internet heroin for a majority of Tumblrs)

Unless your (sic) willing to be a slave to your Tumblr and never leave your computer desk, then you should probably stop thinking about it.  Unless, of course, you see this as a challenge and are now even more hell-bent at becoming numero uno (in that case, I’ll make sure to unfollow you when your wave of inane postings and reblogs begins).

lickystickypicky, you’ve been found….