Caterpillar Cowboy

micek:

bnfabian:

devmonster:

absurdlakefront:

notthatkindagay:

“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”

Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal rights.  This makes total sense.

Pardon me. But are you fucking insane, Mrs. Sanford?

Yes? Oh, okay.

Discust is as ‘real’ as The Onion.

Is everyone reading the entire thing before getting pissed?

The “news” on this site is not entirely real.  If there is, in fact, actual news on this site, then it is likely marked as such, just so you can tell the difference.  This site is news parody, but if you had to actually come to this page to figure that out then you might not catch that particular nuance even as it’s being explained to you so maybe you should just move along.

I think this does make a good example as to how far “out of touch” Republicans are viewed to be.