Caterpillar Cowboy

As for that interview, incidentally, it was one of the more aggravating experiences that I’ve had in my brief “career” in politics. The host misread his teleprompter (that’s the generous interpretation), introducing me as someone who had correctly predicted “29 out of 50” states last November, and then recited a series of pre-spun questions, seeming flummoxed afterward that I hadn’t agreed verbatim with his talking points and complaining aloud that the very smart conservative who was supposed to have been on the panel with me (a last-minute cancellation) hadn’t been there (to “balance” me, I suppose). Then as I was leaving the studio past a huge trailer serving Johnsonville Brats, they launched into a segment about Britney Spears and Alzhemier’s. There was just no pretense of trying to do anything even vaguely resembling the news. I’m not reflexively anti-FOX; in fact, I’d had a couple of good experiences last year on Shepherd Smith and on their business channel. But as for their morning program: Wow. I’ve never met people more terrified of what might happen if they actually tried to engage in a rational discussion.