Caterpillar Cowboy

realrealsoft:

I’ve eaten at a lot of great places in Los Angeles since February (which, if you wanted to, you could read my reviews of some of them on my yelp!), but when I saw a picture of this, I knew nothing I’d had this far could compare to salmon fucking pizza.

I told myself I didn’t care where it was, or how much it cost, I would find and eat this (entire) salmon pizza within the next month. Well.

It’s at The Ivy. I tend to avoid the really well known places for fear of feeling tourist-y, and by telling myself that I don’t have to hit up all these famous spots in my first month here, that will come slowly.

Also, one of the producers at the studio where I work at has lunch there sometimes. Would it be cool if he saw me stuffing a salmon pizza down my gullet as my boyfriend or dining partner looks on in bemused amazement? Probably not. (Please note, in actuality, I would eat it slowly and daintily, and maybe share.)

And the only thing that can wash down something as amazing as that would be a Stella or Hoegaarden or something. And I’d be dining there around lunch-ish time. I’ve had a server at a bistrot in Los Feliz raise his eyebrow at me before, for ordering a Heinekin with an epinard salad before 5pm. This all matters not.

I just need to taste this salmon pizza.

This looks worth buying a ticket to LA.